ひまわり s o l s t i c e

Random reblogs, a mix of doodles, scraps, and internet culture (´・ω・`)

September 17, 2014 1:04 pm

nezua:

fuckyoulosersinthephotag:

HEADLINE: ANNOYING PALEFACEBAGOFPISS TAKES A PUBLIC SHIT ON VIETNAMESE CULTURE BY USING ANGEL HAIR PASTA IN HER “PHOE” WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY MOCKING “ASIAN” ACCENTS

allow me to share some precious gems from her recipe:

  • literally the only ingredients of the soup part are: 1. chicken broth 2. ginger and 3. garlic. THAT’S IT. like. she didn’t even use ANY spices??
  • - -??? how do you call this pho if you don’t use pho spices. they are essential. ESSENTIAL. that is what makes it taste and smell like pho. it is 100% necessary, 100% non-negotiable
  • "1/2 pound angel hair pasta" i’m too tired for this shit
  • basil leaves? you’ve gotta specify thai basil (or la hue) or your white audience is gonna go home and make fucking italian ass basily angel hair pasta spaghetti drowned in chicken broth
  • lime zest.. chill rachael
  • braised.pork.shoulder. in pho. shredded pork. in pho.

DON’T watch the video if you don’t want to end up throwing your computer in the trash. a selective summary:

  • repeatedly butchers the pronunciation of pho, calls it “phoe” at least 6 times, shamelessly
  • when she explains what the hot sauce is she puts on a mocking asian accent and says “SRIRACHAAA” WITH THAT BUCKTEETH FUCKING CHINAMAN THING PPL DO
  • "Trust me, if you’ve never tried it, it’s so easy to make a big beautiful bowl of PHOE. And it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends. You can entertain with it. I like to put chopsticks in it and serve it with a slurpy soup spoon along side."
  • —no. it shouldn’t be easy unless you’ve been making it for a long time. it should NOT be easy if you’re someone that CANT EVEN PRONOUNCE THE NAME OF THE THING YOU’RE MAKING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.
  • —even for my MOM, MY VIETNAMESE MOTHER BORN AND RAISED IN VIETNAM, it’s still a whole lot of work!!! i have been studying and practicing making it for years now and it still takes me DAYS to make. D A Y S
  • —“I like to put chopsticks in it” oh do you? that’s just your preference? weird coincidence. huh
  • —slurpy spoon
  • —“You can entertain with it” “it’d be so much fun for your kids or your friends.” LISTEN WHITEY. YOU DON’T JUST GO AROUND BRINGING HOME PARTS OF OTHER PPL’S CULTURES TO ENTERTAIN YOUR BRAT CHILDREN AND UGLYPALE FRIENDS WITH. OOOOO THE ORIENT. HOW FASCINATING. LOOK AT THIS WEIRD SHIT THOSE CHINKS EAT HAHAHA WOW SO WEIRD SO ORIENTAL

(thanks to @sweetheartpleasestay for tipping us off on this)

Embarrassing.

excuse me but RACHEL RAY DO YOU KNOW HOW CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE AND DISRESPECTFUL YOU ARE BEING “fusion” recipes or “x-inspired” recipes are one thing but you are literally just throwing shit together and calling it the actual thing like excuse you I’m not even Vietnamese but this is so insulting.

(via captoring)

12:55 pm

Ok, so the kids at my school keep changing the backgrounds in the computer lab:

huffy-lemon:

mechanicalelf:

So I put this as one of the backgrounds

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Yesterday, I found that someone changed my background to something soccer related, so just to mess around with them, I put this

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Today, I looked at all the computers around me, plus my computer and

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You children…………..

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You are playing a dangerous game.

You are the best kind of teacher

(via himemorning)

12:51 pm

(Source: moryachka, via gayza)

September 16, 2014 12:32 am
damedonger:

damedonger:

MY SIM FUCKED HER ELDER BOYFRIEND TWICE IN A ROW AND HE PROMPTLY DIED

now my sim got this moodlet

harsh

damedonger:

damedonger:

MY SIM FUCKED HER ELDER BOYFRIEND TWICE IN A ROW AND HE PROMPTLY DIED

now my sim got this moodlet

harsh

(via noyozu)

12:01 am
present for my boyfriend of one year, Yuukouken ///v///
been so busy with school and work lately I just ughhhh //flops

present for my boyfriend of one year, Yuukouken ///v///
been so busy with school and work lately I just ughhhh //flops

September 13, 2014 3:35 pm

manaphy:

i feel so bad for art teachers. all the weaboos they deal with every day

(via ashestoashesjc)

September 12, 2014 7:36 pm
zulidoodles:

i can’t believe i still find poop in public restroom toilets sometimes

zulidoodles:

i can’t believe i still find poop in public restroom toilets sometimes

6:20 pm
outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

(via ashestoashesjc)

6:18 pm

moa810:

puffed okosan

(Source: vine.co, via mochalatto)

September 11, 2014 6:12 pm
  • white girl: omg have you heard of [insert kpop group / kdrama / manga / anime]?
  • me: no
  • white girl: omg wtf i'm more asian than you!!! haha you fail as an asian
  • me: